When you're life is so meaningless you go out of your way to get killed by the police or a city bus in the hopes that your surviving family who wants nothing to do with your sorry ass anyways will get half the money the courts award you at the taxpayers expense. The other half goes to the lawyers and Al Sharpton.
Yeah... He was a gud boy. He was get 'n his life back together. He was going to community college and trying to record his rhymes. He dindu nuff 'n and the police shot 'em. He goan git fat ghetto life insurance doh...
by The Cap N' May 19, 2021
Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"
by ShittyWriter69 August 07, 2021
An informal insurance agreement between friends/acquaintances where one borrows gear from the other. I.e. "you fuck it, you fix it".
by Pablo Eskibrah January 24, 2018
White Man's Insurance Policy
The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.
by don_juan_7165 May 20, 2019
by reniiibearrrr(beat it) June 03, 2009
Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom
by ShittyWriter69 August 17, 2021
A guarantee that you can sue any other person who distracts you from getting your exam target grade.
Jason was messing around all that term, i'm going to use the Exam Insurance Act 1945 to get back at him
by babylonlang June 06, 2010