by _xephyr May 19, 2022

I don’t wanna waste my time meaning
When someone is being impatient and just needs the other persons love and time
And wants to know if they will be by your side.
When someone is being impatient and just needs the other persons love and time
And wants to know if they will be by your side.
by Sandtoes December 7, 2020

sophia: omg hes so hot i just wanna eat candy in the washroom
sam: same i’m literally in love with him
sam: same i’m literally in love with him
by wxvy ds February 20, 2019

by eash man August 16, 2020

A (usually) non-serious phrase that can be said by a person in reference to something they just witnessed or were told about that's often, but not always, very difficult or nearly impossible to do in real life.
Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.
Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.
Ex. 1
Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*
Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 2
Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*
Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 3
Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.
Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.
Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*
Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 2
Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*
Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 3
Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.
Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.
by Nanou2 July 30, 2011

by demolition woman June 21, 2010

When there is a lot going on and you just want to dance and have a good time. Hammer is interchangeable for any item that is in your hand when you are ready to dance.
Geoffrey: Oh my god, this meeting is so boring.
Lauren: Are we ever gonna get to the club?
Donovan: I know I just wanna dance and wave my hammer.
Meng: Me too, CFW
Lauren: Are we ever gonna get to the club?
Donovan: I know I just wanna dance and wave my hammer.
Meng: Me too, CFW
by HoldenPhrases June 10, 2011
