Humpy Bastard

Irish slang,

with multiple meanings.

Ways to describe an awkward person, or an annoying person.

Or when the word bastard is not enough.

Look at that Humpy Bastard over there, I hope he do not come over here.

I'm gona knock the teeth out of that Humpy Bastards mouth if he annoys me again.

by Mon the town January 8, 2018

humpy dumpy

1. the act of having sex with someone shortly before ending a relationship. Also known as "loving an leaving" or "goodbye sex".

2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit

1. I gave her the good ol' humpy dumpy since the relationship was in the toilet anyway.

2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.

by Jay Dower May 30, 2006

humpdy dumpdy

He was an egg that used to be alive! yeah its true coz theres even a song about him init!

Humpdy Dumpdy sat on a wall
Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All The Kings Horses
And all The Kings Men
Couldnt put Humpdy together again

by Ganjiman March 16, 2004

humpy hammocks

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)

lets go play humpy hammocks

by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010

humpy dance

"to do the humpy dance" means nothing more then doing it

(1) She did the humpy dance with the pool guy

(2) But at least he didnt make the humpy dance with this slut

by Guy Pawn June 11, 2006

Humply

One who, in the playing of video games, repeatedly spams the same move over and over.

Stop spamming your Up and B! You're being such a Humply!

Boy, is that n00b Humplying it up over there.

by Rob Bednarek October 26, 2006

humpy

(adj.) used to describe a person, usually male, whose body is beautifully sculpted or "humped" with muscles. Having this characterstic typically makes him "humpable," although not in the case of such humpy persons as Lou Fariggno or that annoying blond australopithecine who sells exercise equipment on infommercials.

After leaving his weight-training class, Ignacio looked all humpy.

by evil little monkey June 20, 2005