a combo of a Houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and ejaculating in his/her eye- and the Angry Pirate - ejaculating in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.
Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Mike- "Last night, I busted the Pirate Houdini combo on my girl!"
Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"
Mike-"Sure Did!"
Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"
Mike-"Sure Did!"
by The Bitch February 14, 2007
(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"
by 420hitter February 21, 2003
Much like the famous disappearing act of Harry Houdini, you perform a disappearing act of your own...place a girl in the doggy style position in front of a window so that she can see outside...before inserting your cock, you switch places with one of your good friends (or some random dude) who will proceed to fuck her brains out. Meanwhile, you run outside of the window and wave to her.
-Jenny broke the window when she saw Kyle waving outside during the Houdini extrodinare.
-Wow, after I pulled off the Houdini extrodinare, Jenny won't speak to me any more...I don't know why, Sir David Andrew Segich had a great time.
-Wow, after I pulled off the Houdini extrodinare, Jenny won't speak to me any more...I don't know why, Sir David Andrew Segich had a great time.
by Fenza Fenz October 08, 2006
by catch 23 March 18, 2010
When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.
Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
by whorab May 29, 2010
The Extreme Houdini is a sexual act with the following prerequisites: the couple must be having sex doggy-style, with the receiving partner facing a window on the first floor of the building. Another person, unbeknownst to the receiving partner, must be present in the room, usually hiding in a clost, as well.
The act is as follows: At a pre-decided interval, the giving partner pulls out and the hidden person must seamlessly take his place inside the orifice in question so as not to alert the receiving partner. Then, the original giving partner must leave the room, go outside and wave to the receiving partner through the window.
The act is as follows: At a pre-decided interval, the giving partner pulls out and the hidden person must seamlessly take his place inside the orifice in question so as not to alert the receiving partner. Then, the original giving partner must leave the room, go outside and wave to the receiving partner through the window.
That ho was so surprised when she saw me waving after me and my friend did the Extreme Houdini on her.
by The Extreme Houdini October 18, 2007
It's like the Houdini, but instead of spitting on her back and shooting your load in her face, you shoot your load on her back and spit in her face and then you yell "REVERSE HOUDINI!!!".
by Kevin Boyce July 29, 2006