When you're getting a blow job while standing and right as you cum, pull out and spray it everywhere like a human sprinkler head
She was giving head and I showed my appreciation by giving her the horizontal snowblower. Man that shit was everywhere!
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Hey did you hear Mary kay Laterno had a horizontal teacher conference? Wym? Its when a student has sex with his teacher. Ahh ok.
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