Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

by user31415 January 12, 2021

holy shit its sans Undertale

A sentence gamers say when the epic lord of the gaming world sans,shows up unexpectedly out of nowhere

Sans shows up
HOLY SHIT ITS SANS UNDERTALE

by Pp eater 4ever April 21, 2024

Holy Shit

Holy Shit is a word used to describe surprise in many different situations.

Person 1: I just got fucked by a bunch of black guys.
Person 2: Holy SHIT!!! :0
Person 1: Why r u acting like a fucktard, u were their!!!
Person 2: *Unzips pants
Person 2: Time for round 2

by Th3Pr0f1t March 3, 2021

holy shit flops

a word used for dying in minecraft

holy shit flops. i died in minecraft.

by Rakan69 September 22, 2021

holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022