Hobby

What you tell your friends you do since your real job is embarrassing, even though your hobby is just as embarrassing.

Your friend: What do you do for a living?
In your head: My job? I’m a sewer worker. My hobby...
You: I make puppets!

by BubbleCafe June 8, 2018

hobby

something you do on your freetime

examples:

sports

drugs

labbing(crystal meth)

shooting (school)

running

nothing

eating

working out

playing with friends

gaming

rubiks cube

coke(aine)

sleeping

tiktok (you don't have a life)

playing vr (no life)

watching how to basic (you are very wierd)

watching movies

kerbal space program (NEEERRRRD!!)

urban dictionary (no life)

person1:what is your hobby

person2: yes

by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022

Hobby Hopper

Someone who dives into a hobby for a couple of months, loses interest, then starts a new hobby.

James stopped playing paintball last week, now he’s writing a novel. He’s such a hobby hopper.

by BambinoRaps October 28, 2022

Hobby

A certain activity in which you take pride and entertainment in doing

i have a hobby of taking kids and putting them in my basement

by pogboy2000 March 27, 2022

glass hobby

Glass hobby means to drive a car through the plate glass windows in the front of a store. It is a British expression.

I am going to glass hobby the 7-11.

by Caleb Buck November 15, 2004

The Hobbie Realms

A message board designed to making stupid, filthy n00bs feel like they're good, and a place where lives are wasted. (Cosmo)

The Hobbie Realms is constructed on the formation of sweating the nuts of "the Big 4" and felching much ass.

by WergMiserFunTime January 16, 2004

Hobby Locker

A side piece’s pussy.

“Is that your girlfriend? No, she’s just my Hobby Locker.”

by MandiMess July 13, 2025