the michigan high five is when one gives a hand job to completion whilst wearing a mitten. the act, however, is not limited to michigan residents or visitors. you can perform the michigan high five in any of the contiguous united states. one can do it in hawaii or alaska, but it is frowned upon.
the origin of the michigan high five is derived from the state's mitten-like shape and harsh winter weather conditions. it's perfect for those who enjoy giving a hand job, but dread the mess. there is currently a line of mittens being produced just for this sole purpose, so keep your eyes and hands out for MH5 mittens in an array of colors and textures.
and for those living in colder climates, don't be ashamed to give yourself a michigan high five. that's what it's there for.
the origin of the michigan high five is derived from the state's mitten-like shape and harsh winter weather conditions. it's perfect for those who enjoy giving a hand job, but dread the mess. there is currently a line of mittens being produced just for this sole purpose, so keep your eyes and hands out for MH5 mittens in an array of colors and textures.
and for those living in colder climates, don't be ashamed to give yourself a michigan high five. that's what it's there for.
why don't you come back to my place and mama will give you a michigan high five.
it's cold outside. how about you slip on that mitten and give me a michigan high five.
did you make it to third base? nah, just gave him a michigan high five.
2 degrees, 1 mitten: the michigan high five.
it's cold outside. how about you slip on that mitten and give me a michigan high five.
did you make it to third base? nah, just gave him a michigan high five.
2 degrees, 1 mitten: the michigan high five.
by mamaknowsbest1 November 19, 2013
when two guys tag team a girl, and they give each other a high five as they ejactulate onto said girl.
by lunchbreak July 08, 2006
When one man is engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman from the rear and another man is receiving oral sex from the same woman. As this is happening the 2 men are giving eachother high fives.
Me and Mike gave this hot chick a Detroit high five last night, my hand still hurts from the intense high five action.
by Tommy M. August 09, 2006
Man dude that was a crisp high-five
by DracoMalfoy158 February 03, 2020
works exactly like a high five but backwards(hands start together and move apart, making absolutly no noise). most appropriately used when someone says something omega lame shortly after giving them a high five
also to be used after giving a terribly limp high five
created by: connor and alex while standing in line at knotts berry farm
also to be used after giving a terribly limp high five
created by: connor and alex while standing in line at knotts berry farm
*hands clap in high fiving effort*
alex: that was complete crap we need to un high five and do it again.
connor: agreed
lucky: i love you alyssa
alyssa: i love you too
*alyssa and lucky high five*
lucky: that girl is hot!!
alyssa (crying): the only way i can feel better is if you un high five me
alex: that was complete crap we need to un high five and do it again.
connor: agreed
lucky: i love you alyssa
alyssa: i love you too
*alyssa and lucky high five*
lucky: that girl is hot!!
alyssa (crying): the only way i can feel better is if you un high five me
by Alias4557 August 16, 2007
A Gandalf High-five is an awesome type of high-five which is reserved to only those who have met Sir Ian Mckellen.
by corbane December 07, 2010
When you go for a traditional two handed high-five and once the opposite party's hands are high in the air, you punch 'em right in the zipper.
Coined by Johnny Knoxville on Conan.
Coined by Johnny Knoxville on Conan.
by Gabe_Babe October 31, 2013