Evan Hansen

The main character of the Tony award-winning musical Dear Evan Hansen. He is originally portrayed by Ben Platt

He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.

"Dear Evan Hansen, today's gonna be a good day and here's why"

by tree_boi3 August 1, 2020

Chunker hansley

A fictional character created originally by the YouTuber Fireyseal on March 28, 2023, Chunker Hansley is a very large attractive man who is about 5,8 and weighs about 569 pounds as of 2022. Chunker was born on May 18, 2002, his father is Pyrocynical and his mother is unknown, his father abandoned Chunker when he was only 4 years of age ever. Ever since his father abandoned him he gained eating problems as it was his only hobby. Chunker was first spotted in the media in a video titled "EPIC Zoom Trolling/Bombing." This character ever since has played a large role in Fireyseal's youtube channel and is very influential to many.

"Hey have you seen Chunker Hansley in that new Fireyseal video"
"yeah he lowkey carried the whole video"

by joe mama lol April 13, 2023

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day and I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Hassel

A way of life; A spirit that has affected the lives of several people.

"He made the sickest catch i have ever seen so i hasseled him."

by Joe Muoio February 25, 2009

Hasselbitch

Hasselbitch (Noun/person) As in the counter point blue cue card reader on the tv show called The View. HAsselbitch, can't get a sentence out without screeching like a dying cat, interrupting the other guests or co-hosts rudely.

Hasselbitch (Adjective) An uneducated over paid ignorant reality tv show loser who has been paid to spew negative and nasty comments at the flip of her tongue.

The Hasselbitch strikes again when she decides that dancing with the stars performer was wearing too sexy of an outfit and blames the victim for her stalker...

When Kathy Griffin was on the View, she tried to shake her hand and the co host was nothing but an ignorant silly little girl who likes to act all hasselbitchy.

by anti lizzie June 30, 2010

hasselhoffing

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.

I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.

by Deni Gra November 7, 2007

Kai Hansen

One Of the greatest Metal vocalists to ever sing, voice capabilities go as high as a sound of a screeching tire which makes his songs sound interesting. Started out with being the vocalist and guitarist for Helloween, then went to Iron Savior and finally stayed in Gamma Ray. Guest Starred in in "Valhalla" by Blind Guardian and Tobias Sammet's Avantasia

Kai Hansen is the originator of Helloween and Gamma Ray

by Karth February 3, 2005