Hank Green, famous musical artist, Vlogger, and the creator of VidCon, according to his brother John Green (Author), is the second largest ocean in the world. Hank is also an adorable drunk princess.
by NFFL! August 23, 2014
by Ed01010112321 November 03, 2006
An oddly sexy and multitalented actor from New York. His most famous excursions include marrying Helen Hunt, playing Lancelot in the broadway musical Spamalot, and the voices of Moe, Apu and Chief Wiggum on the Simpsons.
He is the actor everyone knows about and has seen, but never knows the name of.
Also a Sephardic Jew, he is a perfect example of Sexjewgly
He is the actor everyone knows about and has seen, but never knows the name of.
Also a Sephardic Jew, he is a perfect example of Sexjewgly
by toee May 18, 2006
Hank Green is a massive star that provides life for Earth. Hank is the center of the solar system, but in the dark ages people thought that the Earth revolved around Hank.
by Lashiqua January 24, 2010
A variation on Occam's Razor devised by Hank Green theorizing that if an anomaly in society can be explained by socioeconomic status, it's probably that, rather than whatever obscure detail the anomaly is trying to measure.
Does playing racquet sports make people who play them live longer than everyone else? No, Hank's Razor indicates that people who play racquet sports are more likely to be wealthy and have better access to health care.
by Zijayar July 19, 2023
One of America's finest musicians and the greatest musician of country music. A fan of blues, gospel, folk, and bluegrass, he took wandering grassroots genres of music and made them into important musical achievements of our time. With hits like "Hey Good Lookin'" "Jambalaya" and "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" to name a few, he paved the country music landscape with his lyrical talent and fondness for American born music. A rockstar before there were rockstars, he abused alcohol and died at the young age of thirty.
"Here that lonesome whipporwill,
he sounds too blue to fly,
The midnight train is whinin' low,
I'm so lonesome I could cry"
he sounds too blue to fly,
The midnight train is whinin' low,
I'm so lonesome I could cry"
by Blackbird June 27, 2005
A true musical talent who does traditional country and heavy metal sometimes in the same concert. Also the bass player for Superjoint Ritual. Hank III is the grandson of Hank Williams and the son of Hank Williams Jr.
"Alright my name's Hank Willaims the Third and this is the damn band, and we don't really appriciate the radio stations not playin' guys like Wayne Hancock or Dale Watson or Big Sandy and the Fly-Rite Boys or Johnny Dilks or on and on and on, the guys who are really trying to preserve country music of today. They just don't know what the fuck is goin' on and one day they will come around I'll tell ya."
by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004