Humptiness

1. Noun-the state of being like Humpty Hump
2. Noun-greatness

Peace and Humptiness forever

by gerardiswiggidywack July 25, 2004

Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 16, 2003

Humptiply

To get into sexual intercourse with accelerated speed by humping then later on mutiplying offspring like rabbits at an intensifying enormus rate.

Be careful for that guy, he so loose that he likes to humptiply

by Soul-the-Mysterious December 27, 2016

Humpy Bastard

Irish slang,

with multiple meanings.

Ways to describe an awkward person, or an annoying person.

Or when the word bastard is not enough.

Look at that Humpy Bastard over there, I hope he do not come over here.

I'm gona knock the teeth out of that Humpy Bastards mouth if he annoys me again.

by Mon the town January 8, 2018

humpy dumpy

1. the act of having sex with someone shortly before ending a relationship. Also known as "loving an leaving" or "goodbye sex".

2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit

1. I gave her the good ol' humpy dumpy since the relationship was in the toilet anyway.

2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.

by Jay Dower May 30, 2006

humpdy dumpdy

He was an egg that used to be alive! yeah its true coz theres even a song about him init!

Humpdy Dumpdy sat on a wall
Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All The Kings Horses
And all The Kings Men
Couldnt put Humpdy together again

by Ganjiman March 16, 2004

humpy hammocks

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)

lets go play humpy hammocks

by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010