Honky

A hilarious term for a white person.

I laughed when he called me a honky.

by Craig Nifong November 27, 2004

Honky Tonk Day

An awesome holiday where a group of people dress up in the most awkward, outrageous clothes they can muster and then parade around, getting a lot of weird looks and things thrown at them. Throughout the day, the number of times this group is honked at by passing cars, asked questions about their outfits, or waves, etc, is tallied and then counted up at the end of the day (my personal record is 257). It is also typical for these people to commit random acts of randomness where lots of people can watch them (ex: dueling with curtain rods, creating sidewalk art with Easy Cheese, giving away free tins of anchovies, etc). Other Honky Tonk Day customs include: eating at Outback Steakhouse, taking pictures with people, playing DDR in crazy outfits that make a lot of noise (bells, etc), and more.

Annually celebrated on July 7th. But it's really not limited to that, you can celebrate whenever you feel like things are getting dull. : )

This holiday has absolutely nothing to do with the usual definition of "honky" or "honky tonk".

Originally invented by a group of freaks in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. Unfortunately, it's only really celebrated by a select few cool people. =/

Remember when we scared all those tourists last Honky Tonk Day? They totally freaked out when we started dancing.

by Tabs & Nox September 14, 2008

honky patrol

the police or a form of government

Ohh no! Its the honky patrol! Lets get outta here.

by Dom Mascarella July 17, 2006

hoskank

Brilliant and beautiful New England girl, especially noted for her sense of humor and love of carbohydrate foods.

That hoskank ate my pasta.

by hoskankette July 1, 2008

honky holler

A raised truck with a gun rack and sporting a rebel flag!

some rednecks jumped me then rolled off in a honky holler!

by beachlover May 20, 2009

Honky White Boy

A racial slur originated from New Orleans in the early 1950's. It would often have been used to describe the white saxophonist with a lack of skill giving his jazz an undesirable "honky" tone. Was re-adopted in the gangsta rap scene by pioneers such as Kanye West or Jay-Z.

Yo dawg, put down that saxophone, you is just a honky white boy!

by dynamo January 24, 2013

Hooky Chooky

1) Adjective - A distraction or website used instead of work to goof off or procrastinate something that needs to be done.

"You're not on another hooky chooky site, are you? Those reports need to be filed dammit!"

by Stollins May 14, 2015