one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

Double Shitter Hitter

Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.

Tommy said, "Don't go in the bathroom Mike and Steve are having a double shitter hitter."

by [e-mail] November 20, 2018

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

one hitter quitter

he pulled that one hitter quitter on me cauze brother ain't been back sin

he pulled dat one hitter quiter cause brotha ain't been back since he got dat ass

by Angela May 13, 2005

heavy hitter

An obese woman. Who can usually eat a lot at one time.

Betty: did you see Karen eat that whole pizza?

Mike: Yeah she's a real heavy hitter.

by tematime232111 June 10, 2022

speckle-headed switch hitter

While approaching the mound Bobby looked at Ricky and felt as if he needed to change the side of the plate in which he may swing? That makes me look at it as if Ricky probably thinks that Bobby is gay so he is now turned his sights to understanding how to pitch left-handed or to felch his mother's cousin let's talk about this next Saturday said Mom to her speckle-headed switch hitter.

His gay dad was a speckle-headed switch hitter .

by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 2, 2021

one hitter quitter

To be knocked out with one blow

"Larissa pulled a one hitter quitter on Faualii when she farted in front of him the first time, she literally blew him away"

by Lord Salty Balls August 31, 2015