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Hayleys are very nice and you should be their friend. People ship her with girls tho.. (Be aware girls)
Person 1: Is that a Hayley
Person 2: OMG yes I ship her with me!!
Hayley by Dontcomeformepls February 16, 2022
A girl who has BPD and sees social systems, mainly pertaining to sexual intercourse, through a sociopathic lens.
"Man, I should've never let that Hayley into my life, I'm going to go insane."
Hayley by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022
A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"

Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
Hayley by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022
A truly inspirational person who exemplifies the type of energy and loyalty we all want in a friend, in addition to being a fierce advocate of happiness and the pursuit of dreams. A Hayley is original, sassy, has the best memes, the best taste in trashy movies, insightful advice, and will be your 'broken car' alibi for over four years without ever breaking the sacred silence around the most elaborate lie ever told by a student.
Everyone should try to find a Hayley to be their best friend in life.
Hayley by twihard9293 March 8, 2022
Hayley i dont like u u smell like rotten eggs :insert mad face here;

-Kai.
I Hate Hayley so much because she is rotten and mean and stuff
Hayley by eeaefaefe April 30, 2022
A bully but is nice to you, I have no words but shes ok
Hayley: random trash
Hayley by Imyourdadwiththemilk April 30, 2022