The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.
“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”
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Get the Erectric Guitar mug.The ultimate form of coolness. The second one puts the guitar on and the guitar so low that it's hip height immedialty becomes the ultimate pussy magnet. One strum of the power chord and the pussies will be melted.
“Yo, have you seen that sick ass electric guitar."
“I know right. Might melt some serious pussy with that axe."
“I know right. Might melt some serious pussy with that axe."
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the medical condition causing pain in the wrists after playing guitar hero for an extended amount of time
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Get the Guitargasm mug.A slang word used to describe the mistress of a married mobster. The gumar is the girl that they see "on the side", because they can do things with them that they would rather not do with their wives (See example below).
There is no shame expressed by the mobsters, generally, about their girlfriends, they all have them, and they love their wives and family dearly, but just need to have other sexual venues, as well as a place to stay the night when in "the doghouse" or out very late, etc.
To learn more, watch Analyze This, Goodfellas, and The Sopranos
There is no shame expressed by the mobsters, generally, about their girlfriends, they all have them, and they love their wives and family dearly, but just need to have other sexual venues, as well as a place to stay the night when in "the doghouse" or out very late, etc.
To learn more, watch Analyze This, Goodfellas, and The Sopranos
Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my gumar.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my gumar.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
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