glider

1) A very light aircraft, also called sailplane without engine thrust. It needs to be lifted up by a small prop aircraft. Once it is at a sufficent altitude, the cable used for lifting up is detached from its nose and the glider flies freely. In order to maintain its altitude, glider pilots use to catch the so called lifting or ascending windstreams, usually generated by hot air moving up to clouds, and mountainous landscapes.

2)Usually told about an aircraft who has lost any thrust because of engine failure or running out of fuel.

1) "A good pilot should be able to fly gliders (sailplanes) before he flies an engine airplane."

2) "DELTA 2, Bingo fuel! RTB"
...after a while...
"DELTA 2, we're gliders!"
"BASE to DELTA 2, uncorrect, you're fucked up!"

by DoctorFred February 25, 2007

spiritual guide

One who looks after a persons spiritual well being. One who can be referenced for advice when it comes to spiritual questions, and questions effecting ones life.

Sam B. is James' spiritual guide.

by MSOE guys January 4, 2007

Hang Glider

The act of laying face-down on a string hammock and putting your member through one of the holes and having a girl suck on your member.

Dude, last night my girl gave me a hang glider on my hammock. It was AMAZING.

by T-Niges November 22, 2011

Glider Pro

If you haven't heard of the computer game Glider, you should read that definition before reading this one.

Glider Pro was what came after the original Glider, adding to it lots of new things, but it was essentially the same game. In Glider pro there are more room backgrounds.... you can link a switch to an object in another room.... there are LOTS more objects... etc., etc., etc. Makes building rooms/houses more fun because you have more options, but loses some of the charm of the original Glider. There is a Glider Pro for Mac OS X, but it doesn't have room editor. The one for OS 9, which does have a room editor, works on OS X machines that have a "classic" mode, but it freezes randomly for no reason.

note: Cassidy & Greene, the company that licensed Glider and Glider Pro, went bankrupt several years ago. The author, John Calhoun, has made Glider Pro available online for free, as shareware. Go to Google and search for Glider OS X, and you can download Glider Pro-- the OS X or the OS 9. As far as I know, Glider Pro is only available for the Mac.

I have spent HOURS playing Glider Pro, or Glidering.

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

guidenial

When someone will not accept the fact that they are a guido or guidette.

Just because I go tanning, wear hair gel, and fist pump doesn't mean I'm a guido!

Dude.. you're in such guidenial.

by jackalackie January 7, 2010

Guiterism

An extremely Self absorbed and full of shit truck driver must be under 5 foot and be lazy thinks mudding is the only way of life and has to have a beautiful woman that he talks down to must also think everything he has is the best

Dude you got guiterism down to a t

by Railserv inc May 13, 2013

Gunderbunch

A little tuft of hair growing out of an asshole.

“I tried to eat his ass but he had a dingleberry in his gunderbunch.”

by thats.her.fake.laugh July 2, 2018