grit lump

a grit lump is a lump in your grits that you eat in the morning and its like ass tits. It just sucks on habba babba lard chunks ass.MAn i had some yesterday and i was like....tits on ice!

Dude i ates me some grit lump yesterday and i was like...wholy shit this tastes like ass.

by assfart1234 January 7, 2010

Grit Slit

The condition of a female vaginal cavity during a Sexual Transmitted Disease. Scabs form over the open sores in the cavity and produce a very rigid environment.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.

Ricky Milton was gonna get him his first hooker with his birthday money he got from his mom. When he finally got naked and inserted into his new birthday present he was greeted with a the GRIT SLIT from hell. Being the non-quitter he is, he was determined to ride Sandpaper Sally to the end. So he pumped and pumped until his bone exploded all over it. The next few weeks he spent pissing blood and peeling scabs.

by e-rips January 6, 2004

grit lock

n: The solid,still edible mass formed when reconstituted grits have sat without stirring and, often, without heat.

Dude, why'd you serve me grit lock?
If you'd been on time, it'd be creamy and delicious.

by Glenalogy March 20, 2014

Grit Hop

A genre of music fusing punk rock and hip hop.

"Dude, check out this new grit hop CD I bought!"

"Oh wow, this is pretty cool!"

by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

Rip a Grit

Smoke a cigarette.

DJ, A-Pac, and I are going to the park to "rip a grit."

by GJW314 June 28, 2010

Grit shits

To take a completely dry, jagged feeling crap.

Ohh man, I think that banana I ate a few hours gave me the grit shits..

by PWMusic August 19, 2009

Gonoria grits

1.Oozing gritlike puss that comes out of the vaginal area. Usually happens to whores, sluts, ugly bitches,girls who fuck around.
2.Cottage cheese like substance that oozes from the vaginal area.

Pamela Andersons vagina often oozes gonoria grits.

by Romster October 15, 2005