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Grade-grave

The result of a student carelessly receiving a zero on an assignment in the early stages of a school year, earning an F overall F. The student then is forced to spend the rest of the term digging themselves out of the "grade-grave" into the shining and glorious sun of an A-. Symptoms of grade-grave include raging parents, a heart attack in the 6-week report card, and constant sleepless nights spent calculating the various difficult paths to grade resurrection.
Guy 1: Bro, Mr. T's Spanish class is so easy, I like half-ass the homework every night! Wanna go out to the movies tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man I can't, gotta grind on that 1 paragraph assignment tonight.
Guy 1: That crap? Took me like fifty seconds!
Guy 2: Yeah, well I'm working my way out of a grade-grave.
Guy 1: Bro, that sucks!
by PicoStar September 3, 2012
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Grave bang

When you dig up a body and proceed to skull fuck it
"i totally just had an awesome grave bang with your grandma"-George
"your late mom was an excellent grave bang"
by I slept with death March 22, 2022
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chasing the grave

Performing dangerous stunts or getting into accidents or near-accidents with or without getting hurt, but you don’t die even though you should. accidents, trauma, stunts, crash, wreck, emergency, broken bones, road rash, scorpioned, crushed, break, car crash, speed, skateboard, surgery, suture, arm cast, leg cast, neck brace, helmet
That guy just ran across the street and got clipped by a car. He was 2 inches from getting hit. He was chasing the grave.
by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017
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richie graves

guy that cant stop playing with himself but yet has a small penis,gets all the girls until he gets them in bed and they realize how small of a penis he has.wont shut up and is always bothering someone.thinks he is a big shot but to tell you the truth he's not.
richie graves is a total wierdo
by patriotsfan819 May 27, 2015
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grave crime

a very serious crime for which a person will normally be sent to the Crown Court for trial e.g., robbery, murder or indecent assault
'The Korean Central News Agency said... that the court found the two US Journalist women guilty of committing an unspecified "grave crime" and illegally crossing into North Korea.'
by Sharp12 June 8, 2009
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To De Grave

TDG is commonly used amongst girls who like to tell the world what 'click' they belong to and how close they all are, by writing their name and their best friends' names, and then writing BMA TDG underneath.
By either writing it down, or typing it on your computer.
TDG is usually followed after 'BMA' is writen down.
FIONA + ELLEN + NIKI + CAROLINE + CLARE + MEG = BMA TDG!! (To De Grave)!!
by itsmegantbh February 23, 2009
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Grave Mongler

A Grave Mongler involves two parts: The "Jumper" and the "Mongler"

Once a fresh grave is chosen, remove the body, and designate one person to be the jumper and the other the mongler.

The Jumper will jump on the deceased's stomach, while the mongler waits at either the vagina or anus for the bodily fluids to emerge.
Since I'm a Grave Mongler, I'd like to Mongle that ginger-kid's mom.
by Kitty696968 February 17, 2009
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