turd grabber

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus

" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."

by John E. Walker April 26, 2003

dick grabber

originated from those poofs that just want to get your dick.

jared Harrison the poof from chisholm college just cant get enough dick, just launches at it with his hands.

by Bob Dillon May 13, 2005

Ankle grabber

A woman who loves anonymous sex indescriminately as in would grab her ankles for rear penetration

Susie is a real ankle grabber that is how she gets so many dates

by Daveyh235 August 24, 2016

couch grabber

when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.

Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?

Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?

by mercethemerciless February 9, 2010

Shin Grabber

Someone who fakes an injury or feigns insult to elicit sympathy from some authority.

What is with all the shin grabbers in the World Cup? Those two guys didn't even touch each other and now they're both rolling on the ground like someone broke their kneecaps.

by caffiend81 July 12, 2010

Groom grabber

The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.

Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.

by NoYouDidNOT September 25, 2010

grisle grabber

when man makes love to woman, the womans grisle grabs the mans trouser snake

pussy pulling in cock, hence grisle grabber

by martin 007 March 8, 2011