Goon

1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person.
2. A hired thug

1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon"

2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."

by God May 27, 2003

goon

an asshole who chills at a cornerstore and dont buy shit

Look at that motherfuckin goon over there. He aint doin shit.

by Jamal July 28, 2004

goons

another name for breasts

wow Marc, Nick did you see the size of that chicks GOONS!

by marcs mum June 20, 2010

goon

A small animal that looks similar to a miniature jolly green giant. it lives in the woods in trees. They are used for game hunting. They only eat sprouts, so if you find a bunch of sprouts on the ground look for a GOON! But be careful cuz their only allies are other goons, spicolis, and GINGERS! Led by Onaga (AKA Patty Dabber)Goons are also used to run plays to NFL quarterbacks during games. AND THEY DONT LIVE IN HOLES!

OMG! Did you see the size of that GOON?!?!?

by pigskin072 January 17, 2008

Goon

Someone that makes moves, and rips.

Did you see nick dancing with those two bad bitches last night? He’s such a goon!

by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019

Goon

(noun) A term used for a woman that resembles a goon. A goon can be a woman who is large and looks like a hockey player or a middle linebacker.

“Lemme tell u abt Lisa. Bitch is a straight goon. put her on the hockey team we need a new forward.”

by GawkityGawk March 30, 2022

gooned on

Another way to say "Get worked"

Bitch just got gooned on!

by koolaidman94 November 3, 2010