To give sexual pleasure to yourself on a xbox party chat while talking to your friends, holding back your orgasm. Now, your friends could either know of this penis butter of an act or not.
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Aww man! Hot date tonight! I better put on some smell goods before she realizes i smell like wet dog food mixed with burning hair.
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The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.
Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.
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It is usually directed to another human being and most eloquently summarizes their personality or occurrence that transpired. The word can have both positive and negative connotations based on the context in which the word is used.
Etymology: The only known Dinosaur to have survived until present day. (Kind of paradoxical when you think about it).
It is usually directed to another human being and most eloquently summarizes their personality or occurrence that transpired. The word can have both positive and negative connotations based on the context in which the word is used.
Etymology: The only known Dinosaur to have survived until present day. (Kind of paradoxical when you think about it).
"I have a friend and he does the most ridiculous shit, like whine about things, jump off cars, float in a sea of marshmallows. Oh, he is such a Goofasaurus!" said Hamlet.
"You sound like a goofasaurus when you babble about all that nonsense" said Othello.
"You sound like a goofasaurus when you babble about all that nonsense" said Othello.
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by oxford dictionarry June 25, 2008
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happiness: i love u man, ur straight goods to me
disgust: Sanchez thats friggin straight goods, you dirty shiz! what the hells wrong with you my man?
happiness: i love u man, ur straight goods to me
disgust: Sanchez thats friggin straight goods, you dirty shiz! what the hells wrong with you my man?
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"she was perfect in every way, but then she got a photo from her purse and yup, you guessed it.... soiled goods"
"bummer mate!"
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