The "Gecko"

When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.

Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.

Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."

by CelesteLOLiblowppl&gotorehab March 23, 2011

Gecko sand

It's the fine sand you find in between your cheeks after the beach

Dude u got any gecko sand left for us to munch on

by B daddy September 3, 2020

It's been true from the gecko.

Describes da fact dat a Government Employees Insurance Company policy has always been extremely easy to sign up for --- so easy, in fact, dat even an "ancient" caveman during da beginning of civilization could have done it.

Even if actor Jeff Daniel Phillips's "dumb 'n' crude" advertising-figure character takes a plane to a distant point on da globe, "there's always something" --- such as a huge poster mounted on da wall of da airport-terminal dat trumpets da company offering ridiculously-simple-to-get auto-coverage --- "to remind him of another place and time"; said reminder is nothing new: it's been true from the gecko.

by QuacksO November 12, 2025

Winter Gecko

When an individual murders another individual using only two icicles (akimbo style), therefore leaving no fingerprints. Stab. Run. Melt.

Jeremiah fell victim to the Winter Gecko when he was in enemy territory during a snowstorm.

by AttackPoseidon December 6, 2021

Gecko

A smol cute thing that mommy loves.

"My smol sweet gecko!" But only mommy can use this phrase.

by The Smol Gecko November 25, 2020

Gecko

A form of sexual activity first discovered in Newport. In the shower, when a bloke slithers his sausage inside of a females bumhole accidentally and the woman then scatters up the wall to get away.

Did you hear about Mark boy last night? He did the gecko on Tracy.

by eggybastard123 April 7, 2022

gecko

To euthanize an animal for an easy life, regardless of value

That $20,000 ram is lame again. Should I try this course of treatment from the vet? Nah, I'll just gecko it and avoid the hassle.

by Unlacedgecko December 21, 2023