the gareth

putting serious groundwork in with that special man or lady in your life... typically instigated by a male trying to score (with someone totally out of their league!)

I worked the gareth hardcore last night and got no where!, I laid the gareth well last night, that bloke is the king of the gareth groundwork... watch out for him and his smooth as moves

by e-pav diggity dawg January 28, 2011

gaytheist

One who does not believe homosexuality is genetic but rather a lifestyle choice.

Lady Gaga says we're all "born this way," much to the distress of the gaytheists.

It's not so much that Randy is a homophobe but I think he is rather gaytheist.

by Chris Callous October 6, 2011

Gaythority

the power to determine, adjudicate, and settle issues or disputes from homosexual jurisdiction; the right to control, command, and determine in the flamboyant aspect.

Can also be known as "Gayoritay."

Drew and Matt have so much gaythority they should run for president!

Your gaythority is showing.

by Drewskiii May 10, 2011

Gaythanlikemenden

One who doesn't understand the art of women.

"Let's call Sargant Gay Lord Gaythanlikemenden!"

by I am number Juan May 29, 2013

gaytho

1. (Noun) The abbreviation of gathering to gatho, however it was a very shit gatho with distinct homosexual overtones.
2.(Noun) The abbreviation of gathering to gatho, however the dick to pussy ratio was cancerously close to a sausagefest.

Dude #1 - Hey man, how was your weekend?
Dude #2 - Pretty average, had a gaytho.
Dude#3 - Dang! That sucks!

by McConney, O December 19, 2015

Gayth

A mix of gay and goth

Stop being a gayth

by Mr. Unknown August 29, 2016

Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.

"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"

by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016