Guidos are the COOLEST people you will meet. i am a full guido and italian and loving it. all those bullshitters dont know what the fuck they are talking about, they are jealous. be a guido, girls love guidos. we guidos are the toughest motha fuckas around and dont take shit. we ARE THEE BEST!
by Brian Guido March 31, 2008
A guy that tries to get with a gal by listening to her complain about her man and then saying, "Oh I would never do that."
"I have nothing to do over thanxgiving because my boyfriend went to Valdez to go ice climbing."
"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."
"Ick your a Guido"
"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."
"Ick your a Guido"
by Guidoette January 21, 2010
by thefallstonguido June 15, 2009
in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.
by keepskatin'bro June 12, 2011
by Noethe000 May 22, 2019
Extremely lazy person consisting of but not limited to: high and tight haircuts, huge belly, terrible mustache, and consumes nothing but protein shakes and Chinese food.
by ALL NIGHT LONG! September 26, 2011
"Guido" and "guidette" are terms that refer, respectively, to males and females active in an Italian American subculture that places emphasis on community and ethnic heritage and highly values family, physical appearance, and forms of entertainment popular in Brooklyn & Staten Island, New York and the New Jersey Shore, like clubbing.
"I'm a guido and she's a guidette, and after dinner with the family we like to party it up at D'Jais, yeeeaaah."
by GGCC December 30, 2009