To take the nastiest, filthiest, wettest dump in a paper bag and then slap someone in the face with said bag. Works best when bag has had time to soak and get soft and soggy.
Wes tried to unload some groceries on that dude, but the bag ripped mid-swing and spattered feces all over the bystanders and they started gagging and wretching, followed quickly by vomiting on each other en masse. What a night.
by UnloadSomeBrownLove April 17, 2010
Person A: This girl is really kinky, she wants me to give her the Cleveland Grocery Bag!
Person B: Gross man.
Person B: Gross man.
by Dong Feagles January 08, 2012
self explanatory
keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)
keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
crusty, dirty, ashy feet. looks like you've been walking barefoot across a dirty parking lot all day.
"Girllllll.... did you see that skank walk up in the club last night?? She had grocery store feet!!"
by hotlips May 03, 2006
When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
by Caityj August 27, 2013
A term referencing the kinds of songs typically heard in grocery stores, gas stations, and hair salons across America.
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
by Rockandrock44 July 06, 2014
adj. Used to describe a celebrity that would be considered attractive among the regular, everyday people one might see out and about at the grocery store, but not considered particularly beautiful among peers in the entertainment industry.
by Misplaced Glove June 27, 2017