goon

an asshole who chills at a cornerstore and dont buy shit
Look at that motherfuckin goon over there. He aint doin shit.
by Jamal July 29, 2004
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wow Marc, Nick did you see the size of that chicks GOONS!
by marcs mum June 13, 2010
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goon

A small animal that looks similar to a miniature jolly green giant. it lives in the woods in trees. They are used for game hunting. They only eat sprouts, so if you find a bunch of sprouts on the ground look for a GOON! But be careful cuz their only allies are other goons, spicolis, and GINGERS! Led by Onaga (AKA Patty Dabber)Goons are also used to run plays to NFL quarterbacks during games. AND THEY DONT LIVE IN HOLES!
OMG! Did you see the size of that GOON?!?!?
by pigskin072 January 16, 2008
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Goon

(noun) A term used for a woman that resembles a goon. A goon can be a woman who is large and looks like a hockey player or a middle linebacker.
Lemme tell u abt Lisa. Bitch is a straight goon. put her on the hockey team we need a new forward.”
by GawkityGawk March 31, 2022
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Did you see nick dancing with those two bad bitches last night? He’s such a goon!
by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019
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gooned on

Bitch just got gooned on!
by koolaidman94 November 02, 2010
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Gooning

Used on 4chan's weapon's board, /k/, to refer to the activity of getting all kitted up with your friends in guns, NVGs, and other military gear.
-LARPing in military gear with friends.

-Adverb of the phrase, "Moons out, Goons out"
Man, when society falls me and boys are going out gooning
by moonsoutgoonsout March 31, 2021
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