guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]

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I guaranfaction gar-uhn-fak-shun this here truck will get you there and back again.

by Sue Hunter March 25, 2011

gar-town

gar-town-(noun) - to have sexual relations, or enjoying some sort of sexual activity

im taking her to gar-town or...
Man, i need to go to gar-town

by petey pabs November 07, 2006

GAR effect

When you consistently buy the top. Buy high, sell low.

I have the GAR effect. I GAR'd that last trade.

by betyouGAR March 01, 2021

Gab Gar

A noise made when overstimulated, normally an excited or happy overstimulation.

"What would you like to eat for dinner?"
"Gab Gar."

by Cereal.Killer.25 January 26, 2020

2-gar night

When you have a rough day and smoke 2 cigars in one sitting

Bro, today was insane—definitely a 2-gar night.

by mrfalcon August 01, 2024

2-gar night

A boys night where you smoke 2 cigars, because life has just been so heavy lately

Dude, today was insane... back porch for a 2-gar night

by mrfalcon August 01, 2024

GAR-THOCK

A belt that has a cock attached. To achieve double penitration.

Tina wanted dick tonight,she said she wanted to get fucked in the ass pussy at the same time. So I strapped on my Gar-thock and did her dirty.

by Please flag May 21, 2019