Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.

"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"

by 84matt460 April 5, 2021

Funitive

When you are fun and competitive

I am a funitive person

by Karma4U June 23, 2021

Furnitude

- NOUN; demonstrating courage when shopping in Ikea

Dave showed incredible furnitude whilst having to tolerate the endless hours of shopping hell that his wife, Debbie, subjected him to at IKEA.

by JonnyLegend July 12, 2021

Furnituring

/ˈfə nɪtʃəɪg/ Verb.

1. To pretend to be a furniture.

2. To be as still as a piece of a furniture.

Look at our cat! It's furnituring.

by WheresWer February 17, 2022

furniturized

this word means that your home is well furnished. it’s basically an acronym.

your home is well furniturized!

by Rhea Suidan June 17, 2022

furniturise

To add furniture to a room or area

i will furniturise my living room today

by Bobquats60 June 1, 2022

futitus

A medical diagnosis where someone becomes obsessed with women with big dicks

Doctor: I’m sorry son, I’m afraid you have Futitus.

Patient: Shit! I knew hentai would lead to this!

by Prof.Goblin July 21, 2024