This is a month of pleasure, coming after Jack off January. It's a month for celebrating you resisting women for a month, and this makes it time to celebrate.
by Jack off January January 27, 2018
Get the fuck your friends februarymug. 
A variant of "whatever floats your boat" or "to each his own," said upon learning another individual's tastes or preferences, implying mild surprise nested within an unwavering ambivalence.
Marissa: "I really love Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."
Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."
Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."
by Orionthesnake March 18, 2010
Get the Whatever fucks your wifemug. Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!
by mrgconn August 10, 2018
Get the monkey fuck your facemug. November 5th is national fuck your friend day. On this day your friend can't say no to having gay sex with you
Hey friend, did you know it's fuck your friend day
I guess that means I'll have to have hard gay sex with you
I guess that means I'll have to have hard gay sex with you
by Some man from bhutan November 3, 2021
Get the Fuck your friend daymug. in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX
Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
by Geiskahnawj January 18, 2020
Get the Fucking your way to the topmug. by I'm a Barbie girl in my Barbie February 25, 2022
Get the I fucked your boyfriendmug.