fuck your friends february

This is a month of pleasure, coming after Jack off January. It's a month for celebrating you resisting women for a month, and this makes it time to celebrate.

Will you be my partner for Fuck Your Friends February?

by Jack off January January 27, 2018

Fuck your dog

I want fuck you dog

I really wny fuck your dog

by A.WAYNEEEEEEE June 4, 2018

Whatever fucks your wife

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" or "to each his own," said upon learning another individual's tastes or preferences, implying mild surprise nested within an unwavering ambivalence.

Marissa: "I really love Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."

Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."

by Orionthesnake March 18, 2010

monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

by mrgconn August 10, 2018

Fucking your way to the top

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)

Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top

by Geiskahnawj January 18, 2020

Fuck your classmate day

6 November is national fuck your classmate day.
Go fuck her

Very good fuck your classmate day

by Ananas95brekung October 30, 2020

I fucked your mom

This phrase is what a 9 year old days when he looses a match of fortnite 1v1

Jimmy:Haha bitch boy I won
Toxic bitch: I fucked your mom
Jimmy: fuck you
Toxic bitch: what I did to your mom last night
Jimmy: uni reverse card bitch
(Jimmy has left the party)
Toxic bitch: GÖD DÄMÎT

by Zia (no homo is gay) January 18, 2021