n.
1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.
2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.
1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.
2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.
"Get there 10 minutes early, travel light, don't sit near the bathroom, bring your own food, hope for a 4-hour trip but plan for 6 or more... whoa -- I KNOW FUNG FU."
"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"
"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."
"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."
"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"
"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."
"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."
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by EmilyFaid May 24, 2008
Get the kung fu panda mug.Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.
by Jack February 28, 2005
Get the Kung-Fu Hustle mug.An extremely disciplined, powerful martial science where strength is built in solving equations and reading ancient texts. Some Math Fu problems are so powerful that they can break the arm of someone who is writing them. Math Fu has many systems like Algebra, Differential Equations, Trigonometry, and others. Math Fu is for the patient, and mentally and physically strong person. It is the basis for many later forms of martial sciences.
The three masters Bernoulli, Ricatti, and Clairaut finish the last 10th order differential kata in the university dojo as young, malevolent-minded Newton observed.
Grandmaster Clairaut - "The righteous path to Math Fu mastery is only for those pure of heart, grasshopper."
Black Belt Newton - "I think not!"
All four engaged in an epic battle to the death, and that is how physics was born.
Grandmaster Clairaut - "The righteous path to Math Fu mastery is only for those pure of heart, grasshopper."
Black Belt Newton - "I think not!"
All four engaged in an epic battle to the death, and that is how physics was born.
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Get the see fu mug.A form of movie martial arts where a tiny, pretty girl gives a beating to opponents much bigger than her who in real life would tear her apart.
A subtrope of Pintsized Powerhouse. Often used by the Action Girl, Faux Action Girl, Hot Amazon, Little Miss Badass, and Lady of War. Very common among characters of the Mary Sue variety. Compare to the Cute Bruiser who uses a completely different style of combat. - tvtropes.org
see Babydoll in Suckerpunch, River in Firefly, Chun Li in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
A subtrope of Pintsized Powerhouse. Often used by the Action Girl, Faux Action Girl, Hot Amazon, Little Miss Badass, and Lady of War. Very common among characters of the Mary Sue variety. Compare to the Cute Bruiser who uses a completely different style of combat. - tvtropes.org
see Babydoll in Suckerpunch, River in Firefly, Chun Li in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
"Did you see how that ballerina took out that gang member?"
"Yeah, she used some beautifully choreographed waif-fu."
"Yeah, she used some beautifully choreographed waif-fu."
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