Fortis

According to ThinkGeek.com is the god of Randomness.

Don't blame me, blame Fortis.

by Chadious January 22, 2008

Forbidden Definitions

I used to think that there were forbidden definitions too, but it's actually just a glitch in the website. They're actually on there, but for some reason hidden. You can unlock them by Exact Googling in your definition, then reading it Cached, but they still won't permanenty stay.

I had about 50 anti-Psycho Bitch definitions, but they were all "Forbidden Definitions".

by G-Union July 8, 2004

forbit

FORBIT-from the Latin (f-orbit)

-To forbit is to dance around someone at a party whilst trying to seduce them.

Omg did you hear about Jodie at that party? TOTALLY forbitting ted.

by ilaughedsohardicoughedupblood January 10, 2012

Forbidden Fruit

The Forbidden Fruit or Tide Pod is a delicious snack usable by all people.

Edgy Kid: Wanna eat Forbidden Fruit in class later Jimmy.
Teacher: Don’t those contain bleach and detergent?
Jimmy: ——————

by Roland Bates January 16, 2018

The Forbidden App

Part of the ship, Part of the crew.

You can’t leave the Forbidden App. Part of the ship, part of the crew.

by The Gert November 7, 2020

Forbidden Wheelbarrow

Step 1: Fuck bitch in ass near staircase.

Step 2: Push bitch down stairs.

Point System: 5 points for the act itself.

2 points for every stair.

4 points if stairs are a hard surface (uncarpeted wood, concrete, etc.)

4 points for blood.

4 points if bitch is your girlfriend.

8 points if bitch is someone else's girlfriend or wife.

5points if you're drunk.

-5 points if bitch is drunk.

I scored 25 points in forbidden wheelbarrow. How much did you score, dad?

by Billie The Kid January 27, 2010

Forbidden Finger February

This challenge is meant to be the female version of No Nut November. Females are not allowed to finger their diddly doo. They also can't be fingered by someone else.

Guy 1: I'm about to finger my girlfriend.
Guy 2: No don't do that, it's forbidden. This is the month of Forbidden Finger February. Jeez, respect the women.

by Xylmmuz December 4, 2018