Fartus

a kid by the name of nicholas fartus

Greetings, Fartus.

by nicholas gochee August 20, 2023

Farcus

The term "Farcus" refers to a person who has found themselves in a position of power despite their extremely low level of intelligence. This often results in frequent errors resulting in harm to others. A farcus will never apologise for their mistakes, instead they tend to blame their victims. A farcus in incompetent and causes large scale harm to others.

A farcus will not attack unless provoked. Unfortunately for all those who must abide by a Farcus, to anger a farcus is as simple as opening ones mouth. Avoid angering a farcus at all costs as this will put you in grave danger.

Characteristics to watch out for that may indicate a Farcus include: being useless members of society, being a hater, being a bully, being a hypocrite, being extremely stupid, blaming others for the consequences of their own actions or lack of actions.

I was sitting in class today and the teacher told us our assignments were due on Friday. I submitted my assignment on Friday and failed because they were actually due on Wednesday. I asked the teacher why; instead of answering he punched me in the face and expelled me. What a farking bully.

My boss is such a farcus, I went to ask him why I didn't get a payslip last week and he got really angry and started yelling at me and he told me that "No employees are allowed to be given their payslips in advance. You have worked here for almost a year you should know that by now. Don't you dare come in here and waste my time with this nonsense ever again!"

by Jess(; September 9, 2023

Sara Ferguson

An avid reader, good at drawing and good at writing. But most importantly she has won the world's best cousin award for 14 years in a row and she is very good at remembering. Also a very good source for the names of books she has previously read if you need to recommend a book to someone, just give her a call

*ring *ring

"Hello?"
"Hey Sara Ferguson what was that book you were reading again?"
"Oh 'I am Number Four'"

by katie200331 September 24, 2018

ciara ferguson

Ciara Ferguson is a intelligent, beautiful, freaky, crazy girl who will stay with you until the end. She is fierce and will go out of her way to make you scared of her and she should be feared as if you mess with her she will ruin your life. However there is another side to her and that is the side she doesn't show she is sad and all she wants is to be loved and appreciated by someone and she wants to fall asleep in their arms and spend the rest of her life with them. Remind her how amazing she is from time to time because she might forget it herself but never forget that if she spends her time talking and being with you and you try and come out of her life she will hunt you down and murder you.

''I was railed by Ciara Ferguson''

by anonymous.cy October 27, 2020

Nathan ferguson

Mr big dick , so hot and cute really large penis and is really cool , funny and top baller

You are such a Nathan ferguson (top guy )

by Das chillon May 17, 2022

Padraig Ferguso

A One Of A Kind Handsome Young Man Who Is Well Adored By World Leaders Globally

I Want That Padraig Ferguso In The Super Bowl

by GorgyGeorgy October 21, 2008

fagus

1. Another name for a young christian who refuses to believe sex makes babies.

2. A variation of the name fag.

1. A fagus: God exists, it's proven.
Non-christian: No, go away.
A fagus: But I'm saying the truth, he created me!
Non-christian: No, your mom and dad had sex.
A fagus: NONSENSE! Life is a miracle created by the God!

2. God, you're such a fagus!

by yorine September 16, 2008