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farting spell

The length of time that a case of the farts last. Sometimes used as an expression.
That piece of shit drill you got from harbor freight won't last a farting spell!
by Woodpimp October 6, 2015
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farting around a shit

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us
Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.
by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017
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'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.
Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!
by psdmccartney March 13, 2019
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Fantine

Super cool girl. She probably is very invested in everything she does. She’s funny (sometimes). But if you don’t know her, you can have the impression that she’s being cold and distant. Just be patient mate
When a girl is being cute « This girl is such a Fantine ! »

I like to talk to that girl but she’s a Fantine man (When she’s being cold)
by budwhatbud February 1, 2020
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Ego Fonting.

When a forum's default font isn't good enough for someone's ego,
their "thing" is regularly posting in a different font, colour or size,
their status "obviously being more important than everyone else's/the norm".

Not to be confused with SHOUTING, emphasis, or Margot Fonteyn.
"If he didn't have Blue Comic Sans SIZE=4 BOLD FONT, what would that sad, ego fonting, dick, have?."

(Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting." --- it does...
Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting.") damn!!! you might want to edit this bit!.
by DCooper. September 27, 2009
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subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
by tinkarink December 12, 2021
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fantincredimazaclesmagorial

a hybrid between fantasic, amazing, incredible, and magorial
fantincredimazaclesmagorial is the best fucking word in the world!
by lyler April 19, 2008
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