An apple fanboy is someone who has caught a common disease in which they praise Apple products and criticize everything else. The sickness is usually caught after the victim sees too many Apple TV advertisements, and buys into Apple's marketing strategy. The Apple fans will usually line up for hours, even days in extreme cases, to be one of the first to get their hands on a new, outrageously overpriced Apple product, which features technology that has been on the market on other handsets for months, if not years. Apple fanboys also support Apple in its constant legal disputes with rivaling companies, especially Samsung. Apple fanboys are convinced that every smartphone in existence is a copy of their precious iPhone, which has struggled to change over half a decade. The infected fanboys also try desperately to make up reasons why their "perfect" Apple products are so much better than other devices, particularly Android devices, to no avail. Unfortunately, it is a rare occurence to see an Apple fanboy fight off the sickness and give any other products a chance.
Apple fanboy: Why is the power button on your Samsung on the side of the phone?
Regular person: Since the screen is bigger, it's easier to just press on the side instead of having to reach for the top of the phone.
Apple fanboy: (Struggling) Well... you Samsung owners are just lazy and need to get off your fat asses and reach for the top of the phone.
Regular person: Since the screen is bigger, it's easier to just press on the side instead of having to reach for the top of the phone.
Apple fanboy: (Struggling) Well... you Samsung owners are just lazy and need to get off your fat asses and reach for the top of the phone.
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A bunch of people brainwashed by a giant company called Apple. Who only knows what Apple had told them is good. They all at least fit in one of these silly scenarios:
- Go and hate all competition, pretending only Apple shall exist in the mobile gadget market
- Think Apple devices have the best benchmark scores on earth, esp. believe iPad is the most powerful tablet on earth while ignoring Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 has real multitasking that iPad never have.
- Go live in the concealed Apple planet and never see the day of light.
- Thinking a Mac computer never need any modern functions as those in PC. They don't need games, optical drives and blu-ray encoding in their Macs.
- He has no problems with Apple softwares, so are you! Don't shout out any problems you have with Apple softwares because those Fanbois assumes Apple software are free of that.
- Love to buy tons of accessories for their Apple devices, like plastic cases for their aluminium iPhones/iPads
- Own iPod Touch, iPhone and iPad at the same time do the same thing on each one
- Always hate Samsung for no reason, but ignoring their iOS devices are mostly produced by Samsung
- Always believe Apple creates, others only steal from Apple
Strangely with all the Apple Fanbois around, Apple still brings up a "Why you will love iPhone/iPad" campaign to gain back fanbois confidence toward Apple.
- Go and hate all competition, pretending only Apple shall exist in the mobile gadget market
- Think Apple devices have the best benchmark scores on earth, esp. believe iPad is the most powerful tablet on earth while ignoring Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 has real multitasking that iPad never have.
- Go live in the concealed Apple planet and never see the day of light.
- Thinking a Mac computer never need any modern functions as those in PC. They don't need games, optical drives and blu-ray encoding in their Macs.
- He has no problems with Apple softwares, so are you! Don't shout out any problems you have with Apple softwares because those Fanbois assumes Apple software are free of that.
- Love to buy tons of accessories for their Apple devices, like plastic cases for their aluminium iPhones/iPads
- Own iPod Touch, iPhone and iPad at the same time do the same thing on each one
- Always hate Samsung for no reason, but ignoring their iOS devices are mostly produced by Samsung
- Always believe Apple creates, others only steal from Apple
Strangely with all the Apple Fanbois around, Apple still brings up a "Why you will love iPhone/iPad" campaign to gain back fanbois confidence toward Apple.
PC guy: Hey, my PC has blu-ray encoding, how about your Mac?
Apple fanboy: Who needs blu-ray anyway?
Android user: I am so happy with the quad-core CPU in my Android phone, your iPad doesn't seem to have that?
Apple fanboy: Go get a life Fandroid, we don't need quad-core CPU to run iOS.
Apple fanboy: Who needs blu-ray anyway?
Android user: I am so happy with the quad-core CPU in my Android phone, your iPad doesn't seem to have that?
Apple fanboy: Go get a life Fandroid, we don't need quad-core CPU to run iOS.
by HKwan March 30, 2013
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All Nintendo games on the Nintendo 64 have the same graphics as Minecraft. Therefor the Minecraft fanboy thinks it is copying it.
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Can be observed either
A) Relentlessly defending Marvel against ANY criticism(imagined or not)
or
B) Personally insulting and/or otherwise getting genuinely upset at people that don't think Marvel(Cinematic Universe) is THE #1 entertainment entity, in all or most ways. Will unironically accuse anyone of divergent opinion regarding Marvel of being a "DC fanboy" even if said person has never read comics. Rumored, but unconfirmed to masturbate to Disney-stocks they don't even own.
How these guys find the time to work a job, sleep, or even wash their hands is a question for the ages, considering there is literally no time they cannot be seen knob jockeying online. *See IGN comment sections*
Can be observed either
A) Relentlessly defending Marvel against ANY criticism(imagined or not)
or
B) Personally insulting and/or otherwise getting genuinely upset at people that don't think Marvel(Cinematic Universe) is THE #1 entertainment entity, in all or most ways. Will unironically accuse anyone of divergent opinion regarding Marvel of being a "DC fanboy" even if said person has never read comics. Rumored, but unconfirmed to masturbate to Disney-stocks they don't even own.
How these guys find the time to work a job, sleep, or even wash their hands is a question for the ages, considering there is literally no time they cannot be seen knob jockeying online. *See IGN comment sections*
Regular Person: So I just got back from seeing *insert latest Marvel movie here*, and it was good but...
Marvel Fanboy: In all fairness nothing in the entire universe is perfect, so you're just nitpicking.
Regular Person: No, I would've just preferred if they...
Marvel Fanboy: So you're saying you could've made a better movie?
Regular Person: What? No. I'm just giving my opinion as a viewer...
Marvel Fanboy: Funny. I didn't see you "just giving your opinion" on the Batman Vs Superman article. You're obviously a full of shit troll.
Regular Person: Well, that's because I didn't see Batman Vs Superman...
Marvel Fanboy: LOL wow great fucking logic! Found the DC fanboy! *Tells "Martha" joke for the quadrillionth time while fantasizing getting spit-roasted by Stan Lee and Walt Disney*
Marvel Fanboy: In all fairness nothing in the entire universe is perfect, so you're just nitpicking.
Regular Person: No, I would've just preferred if they...
Marvel Fanboy: So you're saying you could've made a better movie?
Regular Person: What? No. I'm just giving my opinion as a viewer...
Marvel Fanboy: Funny. I didn't see you "just giving your opinion" on the Batman Vs Superman article. You're obviously a full of shit troll.
Regular Person: Well, that's because I didn't see Batman Vs Superman...
Marvel Fanboy: LOL wow great fucking logic! Found the DC fanboy! *Tells "Martha" joke for the quadrillionth time while fantasizing getting spit-roasted by Stan Lee and Walt Disney*
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Get the Apple Fanboy mug.(n) a person who owns a Macbook, iPod, iPhone, and iPad, doesn't work in graphic design or something that would justify owning all Apple products, is probably a hipster working on their screenplay, and who believes that somehow, that makes them better than you.
Fanboy: "You use a PC? Oh, this? It's just my Macbook Air. I'm using it to write my memoirs. Macs don't get viruses, you know."
Human: "You're an Apple fanboy, and I'm going to immediately disregard anything you say about technology ever."
Human: "You're an Apple fanboy, and I'm going to immediately disregard anything you say about technology ever."
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