FUBAR Fountain of Fun

The act of inserting the neck of a bottle of beer into a woman's vagina, and then shaking the bottle. The resulting reaction of removing the bottle will cause the beer to spray all over the place - resulting in the FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) Fountain of Fun.

Dude, me and Toby were FUBAR last night, and then we did a FUBAR Fountain of Fun with your mom!

by Zief May 4, 2008

FUBAR-Dick

When one is FUBAR'ed (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) and cannot "get it up."

Much like Whiskey Dick.

DUDE 1: Man I ended up at her place, but was FUBAR'ed so when it came time to do the deed I couldn't even get it up.

DUDE 2: Sounds like FUBAR-Dick man, that sucks

by Fübahrt December 27, 2010

fubar<fucked up beyond recognition>

fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.

I am fubar<fucked up beyond recognition> in my thesis.

by Santabanta ka dost April 29, 2008

Fubar

Fuxxed Up Beyond All Recognition

After the accident he was FUBAR.

by Jet Jock November 25, 2016

Fubar

Fucked up by a retard

Ie. When you have plans to do something that would have been perfect, but a retard came in your way and fucked it up.

"This is the second time I get home from the restaurant and notice that the cashier forgot my chicken wings... Fubar again!"

by miss hattrick suck da dick July 30, 2017

fubar

a website that is labeled as an online virtual bar and social network site

have you seen my NSFW pix on fubar?

by dukes69charger July 26, 2018

FUBAR

Stands for "fouled up beyond all recognition". Messed up horribly.

1: What's the situation?
2: It's all FUBAR!

by burrusia teeth June 10, 2018