faf

faded as fuck
more than just faded (high or stoned), faded AF (as fuck)
not pronounced F-A-F, but instead faf. as one word.

rhymes with laugh

dude the pool water makes you look so faf

by letstakeamoment May 3, 2014

faffing around

Goofing off

Hey, stop faffing around, and get back to work.

by loafing October 31, 2013

Queen Faf

a female that won't stop faffing over pointless shit no one cares about.

Ailish: Who is going to be at the party?
Iona: A few people.
Ailish: How many people?
Iona: Don't know.
Ailish: How will everyone get there? What is everyone wearing? How is everyone getting home?
Iona: I don't know.
Ailish: What is Sarah's house like? Does she have a cat? Will her parents be in? What colour is her car?
Iona: I DON'T KNOW! Stop being a Queen Faf.

by Foster Amsden December 22, 2013

faf

funny as fuck

It is faf that I'm crying.

by angelx92 February 22, 2009

faf

Fly as Fuck

That car is faf!

by sam3000 September 5, 2011

faf

a abreviation of "fancy a fuck"?

guy:faf?
girl: your place or mine?
guy: faf al fresco?

by king louis @ the haigh August 16, 2011

Wussy faf

One who is too giving, overly altruistic, comes off in the wrong way

"Andrew, don't wussy faf me"- Sofya
"You see that wussy faf? He's on the tennis team"

by drew141991 February 11, 2008