by devey March 2, 2022
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by Analbeedmastern January 25, 2024
Get the Ewan mug.A Ewan Arkley tends to be a ginger hard lad who has an unusual attraction to girls called Daniella.
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk
Person 1: Daniella is so fiery, I think it’s cause she’s ginger
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway
by MyDaddyLeftMe November 2, 2018
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by Ph1ll1p0s March 24, 2025
Get the Electromagnetic-Ewan mug.This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.
by Kidsforlife March 5, 2020
Get the Ewan Edwards mug.A young man who doesn't know the difference between a major and minor chord. Ewan only loves three things; his primary love being feet, he seriously can't get enough feet, you better not even flash a glimpse of toe or he will have pictured it and filed it into one of his numerous feet folders or websites. Ewan's second love is for Lucys especially if they are tall because that translates to more feet (preferably over six feet so that he can be dominated) and we already know that feet make Ewan's wee wee go boing boing boing. Ewan's final and most poignant love are anal beads so as he gets dominated by a Lucy and after she has finished pegging him she can rip them out and spin him like a Beyblade. Ewan says he's proud of his 7 As but we all know he really wants 7 Ds, wouldn't be the first time.
Ewan: I like feet, lucy and anal beads
Keir: Hi Ewan, anything new with you
Ewan: No, I like feet, Lucy and anal beads.
person 1: omg did you hear that Ewan is incredibly famous now
person 2: really what did he do
person 1: I heard he started a website called feetle in which you have 6 attempts to guess which toe he sucked that day and are then rewarded with a foot pic of his
person 2: where do I sign up?
Keir: Hi Ewan, anything new with you
Ewan: No, I like feet, Lucy and anal beads.
person 1: omg did you hear that Ewan is incredibly famous now
person 2: really what did he do
person 1: I heard he started a website called feetle in which you have 6 attempts to guess which toe he sucked that day and are then rewarded with a foot pic of his
person 2: where do I sign up?
by anonymous February 14, 2022
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