Elise

Elise is a woman that comes from the Norwegian small-town of Ski. Elise is known to be a serious bitch that never shuts up and usually solves her problems with violence instead of verbally. she is seriously allergic to nuts except if they come from the Sápmi region.
person 1: hey is that, Elise?
person 2: oh fuck we better run! Elise stinks!
by funnyjodler2005 January 25, 2024
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The most beautiful, hot, fuckable person in the entire world. She has the hottest body and softest skin, and the most creative soul you will ever meet while also being the silliest :). If you meet an Elise, you’ve found your soulmate.
Person 1: hey bro, have you met elise?
Person 2: yes she is SICK!!! 😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨 she blew my mind last night
by beanie2044 November 23, 2021
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by Alfie.mans July 23, 2024
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One of the biggest bops at Aiken
Dated so many people you can’t even count them.. Like Kj,Mya,Jeremiah.. Smh BOP!
AikenBoy1: Damnn.. she bad. Who that is ?
AikenBoy2: That’s Elise.. She’s hella ran through though.
AikenBoy1: Nevermind.. She might let me fuck tho so idc
AikenBoy2: What you mean MIGHT.. she WILL, Believe me, I tapped that.
by aikenkids.org March 15, 2024
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Well my name is Elise so I'm going to define myself 😅
First ,I'm French so sorry for my spelling …
Ok so I have brown hair , green eyes ,I'm very tall about 173cm I don't know how is it in English … 😅😅
My friends says I have a cute face (idt but ok…)
I'm bi or lesbian it depend on the mood and unlike all the other posts, no I don't only hang out with guys !! I actually hang out with girls very often and I have a few boy friends (if you are one of them feel happy) .
I'm very romantic and need attention, I read posts that said we have big asses 🥲🥲 I think not but I have a body that women would envy ,but non sorry for that.
I listening only Billie Eilish bc she's my wife even if she will never see me …
And when I'm tired of listening to it (so almost never) ,I listen Cigarette after Sex, JXVK , Olivia Rodrigo,Nessa Barett ,Charlie XCX and many others …
The Elise have a huge dirty mind but it is sometimes hidden 😏 …
I love eating but I'm still thin so I'm happy ,like food is my entire life ,I can't understand people who make diet ?!?
I love helping others but I am very stingy, I talk a lot but I love listening to others in their problems, I talk easily about my problems but I easily hide my emotions if I want to.
I love dressing , I can spend hours choosing my outfit and makeup.
Love experience level (I have 15)
Crush : 2
Ppl in crush on me : 8
Kiss : 4
Couple : 2
Good 😅😅 I talked a lot but I hope it helped you …
Hi I'm Elise !
by Billieswife January 27, 2025
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Elise is an ugly piece of shat.
"Ew Elise..."
by ig0tAmanbutiwantU November 21, 2021
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Somebody with the first name of Elise who is uncontactable and ignorant to replying, responding or returning a response to their peers - Alive but just ignorant.

Alive or just ignorant
George - Elise are you good ?
Elise - ……

George - Alive or just ignorant ?
Elise - …….
by Akala1234 August 10, 2023
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