This guy is a great all around person. he's funny, smart, and very kind. only unless you piss him off, then he'll go off on you like no tomorrow. he's strong as hell and he'll kick your ass if you mess with him, so you've been warned. he's still a great guy. he's kind of lazy though. he likes playing video games and hanging with his friends. he's easy to understand. he's trustful, and very bright, so you can trust him on advice.
by YaBoi13 November 10, 2017
A guy who is a pain and will probably dump you for no reason. He will seem charming at first but don’t be fooled! He’s just playing his favorite game. Don’t fall for an Elijah unless you enjoy getting hurt.
by phoebepheremones March 21, 2018
Elijah is the kind of guy who gets any girl he wants hes an mvp on the football team and he is a guy who will beat you in a race no sweat he is also the kind of guy who lost his virginity in the 7th grade and he is always talkin bout how he did her and then he will be showing u a video of him doin her so elijah isnt a fuckboy hes more of a man then you will really ever be.
by HUNTER RIVERA November 05, 2019
the hottest jew on the street. has a very big penis but is a late bloomer. overweight but funny. very fucking bright and cute. can be racist but only sometimes.
by ppfr June 16, 2019
by Tyler has a small dick February 08, 2019
Disappointing Elijah. You are very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very disappointing.
by hwsxjwwdecfwne August 04, 2017