elder herding

The practice of shuttling your older parents or relatives from place to place because they cannot drive or have mobility issues, and associated with the difficulty and added time that takes.

Taking my parents to the pharmacy and grocery store was a frustrating exercise in elder herding.

by websherpa June 10, 2021

Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.

Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.

by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 21, 2024

elder beast

The senior members of the sesh circle. Inducted through a series of trials and questions from pre-existing elder beasts. Must be an aspiring apprentice and show pragmatic approaches to sesh practices to be considered for elder beast

Jimmy was inducted as elder beast as he completed all challenges set.

by Baiting Cult January 3, 2025

Elder God

So elite humans don't interest you, only your own creations.

He's given up on people, he's an Elder God now.

by Kmanisles September 14, 2025

Elderize

Process of aging an individual for sole purpose of iconization.

Uncle Chinenye is a great mentor, we must continue to elderize him.

by OOG#1 July 15, 2023

Elder bug

the most foul, disgusting, skid-mark in all of hallownest. can leave the game and eat shit and die. we all hate him and the people who do can join him in the hole. he should've been the first boss in the game you brutally destroy. Just because he in my elder doesn't mean I have to respect him.

Dude: hey have you seen elder bug yet?
bro: yeah I want to slice him with my nail

by Hainzy August 30, 2023

elder golden retriever husband

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.

'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'

by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023