Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022

eyeball moistener

Eye drops help your eyes become moist and makes them nice and smooth for looking at things. They prevent your eyes from itching and scratching, because of the lack of moist.

oil is to a squeaky door as eyeball moistener is to eyes

by whatspoppin008 March 10, 2022

Eyeball Terrorist

An artist that makes disgusting, lewd, and pedophillic content that hurts to look at. This term was invented by Sydney Watson.

"Sidenote, what creeps me out so much was having to look through so much of this bizarre content from this particular artist. or eyeball terrorist"---Sydney Watson

by Eushshtb June 5, 2021

Eyeballing

Looking at.

You been eyeballing the 98 pound girl with the nunchakas and the ADHD again, you want some of that?

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Eyeball

To estimate a quantity of something, usually drugs, based on sight and without a scale or measuring instrument. Sometimes another object, such as a coin, is used as reference to compare the size of the stash with what the true amount is or should be.

Jack: 'Dude, how much kush do we have left?'
Will: 'From Eyeballing it, I'm guessing we have a little over an eighth left.'

by escalin_ow July 27, 2022

Xariyah (Xari’s Eyeball)

The biggest bootyhole ever

“Xariyah (Xari’s Eyeball) is a buttface.”

by Dead kid in the bathroom. March 8, 2022

Eyeball awning

When you have fake eyelashes so big the stick out over you're eyeball and provide cover from the elements.

That girls eyes are not getting wet in this rain cause she's got a eyeball awning.

by Armyguywayne December 16, 2016