Election Day

No school!

(and a day for voting and other crap)

Who cares about voting, we don't have to go to that school-like institution!

by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2004

runescape erection

A Runescape erection nerd is an experiance a Runescape nerd first experiences when quitting the game.

A Runescape nerd quits and then goes outside into the real world for the first time and sees an ugly woman then gets his first erection. Runescape nerds usually walk around Gayscape and ask virtual girls to become their girl friend. The virtual girl will accept only if he is rich in the game. They do not know how each other look like nor have they meet in real life. Maybe it's big foot on the other computer.. who knows. The Runescape nerd then asks the virtual girl to "talk dirty"
The virtuall girl starts talking dirty then the Runescape nerd experiences sticky stuff coming out of his sex organ. The Runescape nerd then asks to do in-game emotions such as "headbang" The 3 pixel character then performs "headbang" for the Runescape nerd to enjoy.

runescape erection runescape nerd examples:

Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: hey
Runescape nerd: wanna be my gf or marry me
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: do I know you asshole? picking up girls in this 4 pixel game GO GET A LIFE FUCKTARD
Runescape nerd: reported noob
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: whatever no lifer what was the last park you visited??
Runescape nerd: falador park

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by THE KILLAAAAAAAAA October 16, 2008

rejection erection

When you rejected by a hot girl and a few seconds later you get an erection thinking about the hot sex you would of had with her.

Guy: "Will you go out with me?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Awh Shucks...*rejection erection*

by jillyjank September 5, 2010

Rez-Erection

The Act of getting an erection on the rez.

Dude, She gave me such a Rez-erection Yesterday!

That's Fuckin' disgusting.

by Cohholy111 March 18, 2011

Nude Erection

Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs.

This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.

"I have a nude erection for America!"

"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks

"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."

by lemonlimeskull April 21, 2010

Middle finger erection

1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.

2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.

3. Also known as a middle finger boner.

4. Best way to articulate anger without words.

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That's a middle finger erection

Need i say more ?

Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*

Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!

Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!

Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

erectron

an electron in the excited state

Mr. Koehn "the electron became excited"
Mike "you mean it's now an erectron?"

by wfcantabulous June 2, 2005