by Ilfigure March 31, 2023
"I am officially declaring a National Emergency."
by BootyWarrior99 March 14, 2020
A guy/girl who you like but you already have a crush. So it's basically a backup if your crush rejects/leaves/hates you.
Guy A.: I like her, she's cute but I already have a crush.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.
by Ringo16 March 22, 2016
A condition that certain clients will have, causing them to occasionally disregard their manners when contacting a sex worker in an attempt to schedule a booking. Individuals having a dick emergency will often not pay proper attention to screening instructions, will attempt to schedule same-day even if policies state that's not offered, and will sometimes even lose grasp of basic grammar.
ring ring
sex worker: "Hello?"
client: "What are your rates?!?"
sex worker: "WOW. OK, let's start with your name first?"
client: "I'm Chad... can you accept me for a booking this afternoon?!?"
sex worker: "OK, I can see that someone is having a dick emergency today... but let's not totally forget our manners, shall we?"
client: "Sorry, yes. So may I please inquire as to your rates?"
sex worker: "They're pretty clearly stated on my web site."
client: "Where is that?"
sex worker: "You managed to find my contact info online... I'm confident that you can find this information, as well. Along with my screening process. Thank you."
click
sex worker: "Hello?"
client: "What are your rates?!?"
sex worker: "WOW. OK, let's start with your name first?"
client: "I'm Chad... can you accept me for a booking this afternoon?!?"
sex worker: "OK, I can see that someone is having a dick emergency today... but let's not totally forget our manners, shall we?"
client: "Sorry, yes. So may I please inquire as to your rates?"
sex worker: "They're pretty clearly stated on my web site."
client: "Where is that?"
sex worker: "You managed to find my contact info online... I'm confident that you can find this information, as well. Along with my screening process. Thank you."
click
by demergency July 09, 2019
An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.
Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
by GolfWang69 September 27, 2016
Something you save for an emergency, like stashing chocolate in your desk for a major craving or keeping an umbrella in your car in case it rains.
I remember going on date during a hike and pulling out a thin tubular flashlight when my date asked me what it was for I mentioned it was my emergency cock.
by C12H22O11 June 22, 2022
Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes
Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.
Here buddy I have my emergency
stamp for last minute mail
That is so emergency stamp
Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps
Here buddy I have my emergency
stamp for last minute mail
That is so emergency stamp
Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps
by TheKingEli July 09, 2018