Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.

Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

dry bagging

When you say fuck it to the world and all it’s expectation, pack your essentials in a dry bag, tie that shit around your waist and just start swimming.

Hey girl, wanna go dry bagging later? If you get tired, just rest your chest on the dry bag and enjoy the ride.

by skachild86 June 28, 2020

dry-farming

When you drive your clenched fist straight into your girls tight and dry pussy. Once inside, expand your hand open like a blooming flower. Works for both pussy and ass.

After my mother and I finished dry-farming, we went to the zoo.

by Zesty Uncle August 19, 2020

Dry Cactus

one who doesn't put out; someone who, when in a relationship, refuses to engage in PDA; a public prude;

I hear Dori is a dry cactus with her boyfriend

by washyohands March 11, 2011

dry hit

Hitting an e-cig when the e-liquid runs out, causing a unforgivable high-temperature burning in the lungs.

John: Hey Ziggy try out my new mod...
(takes a dry hit)
Ziggy: You son of a bitch, that shit was dry!! OUCH!

by Stove piped your sister April 24, 2015

Dry Wank

The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.

"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"

by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009