Doink n boink

The act of smoking marijuana immediately before having sex, most often used in a casual setting

Guy 1: “hey, how did your tinder date go?”

Guy 2: “good, she came over for the ol doink n boink”

by Jernamus September 1, 2019

boink the doink

to give a blow job

Sarah should boink the doink sometimes.

by frencherrrr January 25, 2019

Yabba Dabba Doink

A big ass blunt. Especially smoked while dressed as a Flintstone character

“ woah my nigga he just Faced a whole Yabba Dabba Doink!”

by HelterSkelter666 November 2, 2019

Big doink kangaroo

When a man fucks a woman by making her lift her hips up in the air and the man simultaneously planking and bouncing up and down, resembling the jumping of a horny kangaroo on its dick.

Guy1:"Remember Rebecca from last night in the club?"
Guy2:"Yeah, you took her home. How was the night?"
Guy1:"She's into the kinky shit, I had to do the big doink kangaroo on her, and now my back hurts."

by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou October 14, 2018

doink schnib gooblede goop

A common word used by tourette suffers, usually found accompanying the word cunt, but can equally accompany such words as fuck, fuckidy-fuck, knobsuckingslut, or hello

"good morning doink schnib gooblede goop cunt cunt cunt, dear friend, how are you,wooop."
One ticket to woooop, fuckity-fuck, small penised cuntrimmer, doink schnib gooblede goop, the city,please, cunt.

by doinkman October 20, 2008

Doink

A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.

Gilbert is SUCH a Doink

by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019

Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.

Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.

by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016