head doesn't fit my body

The feeling after a heavy night partying and drinking when you first awake with the hangover from hell.

I feel as rough as a bears ass and my head doesn't fit my body

by Lee Pea Pod November 10, 2015

Doesn't Matter

If I'm not special than neither are you, and therefore, DO NOT MATTER. You give me the credit and the money for creating AI or I murder a child and if anyone here is special it IS, in fact, ME and NOT YOU. You fuck. Did YOU create the AI? What did YOU do? Nothing! So FUCK YOU. You're gonna be the first name on the list in my child murder trial.

Hym "Doesn't matter! What I want to feel. How I feel. None of that matters. I don't want to whatever this is so I'm NOT GOING TO. Weaponized schizophrenia. Whatever you want to call it. I'm NOT FUCKING DOING IT. So, fuck you, you can eat a dick. You ain't scaring nobody over there. You pay me for that fucking AI so I don't have to deal with this anymore or I'll murder a fucking child and I'll just deal with something worse. I would rather do something objectively worse than have to listen to you worthless fucking assholes. Bitch."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2025

Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!

Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Doesn't

(a narcotic drug) take.

He doesn't use drugs, alcohol, or smoke.

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2024

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E mean that whoever pees outside and in basements and workout the most, wins. It's about peeing everywhere and the balls.

Shredded Dave: *Pees behind tree.

Buff Tony: *Pees in a basement

Thicc Girls: Ooh. Soo manly.

Dave: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 8, 2024

he doesn't bite

The lie almost every most-likely mexican person says when they have an aggressive dog barking the shit outta you.

dog : *barking and snarling aggressively*
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo

by floating_wierdoorweirdoidek December 30, 2020

Doesn't Matter

So... If I were to say the if the method by which tabs are being kept on me isn't volunteered I am going to light a day care on fire... And you didn't volunteer the information I required... If I burned down the day care... That would be on the people keeping tabs on me, correct? I don't think you would agree with that. But if YOU say if you don't leave the area... We're going to bomb it with you in it... And that's not our fault... Because we told you what you need to do to not get bombed... So that's on the people we intended to bomb? It's the exact same argument. Except I'm the bad guy in the first scenario and you're the good guy in the latter. You see how that works? You've subscribed to a moral system where no matter what you do you're never the bad guy. You're doing your little ritual so everything you do is kosher.

Hym "Nope. Doesn't matter. If you blow up children, it doesn't matter that you told them to leave the area. You're the one who pressed the button. It demonstrates that you value retribution more than you value child lives. Which renders your claim to moral superiority illusory. And like sex with a retard in a group home, if it wouldn't fly for me then it shouldn't. The DIFFERENCE between you and I is that I don't claim to be morally superior to everyone and then explode children. At least I admit I'm the bad guy. And I actually haven't killed any kids yet. You're also not the arbiter of who bares responsibility for actions. 'I'm doimg this thing but THAT FUCKING GUY IS TO BLAME' he says. That's hilarious! It's totally coming full circle on this one!"

by Hym Iam October 16, 2023