penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.

We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.

by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019

Paterno Divorce

A type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. He gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. He gets to "move on" to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn't even come close to paying for the kid's needs. It's the best of all possible world's for men, who don't have to support their wives and kids anymore because "women can work now," and if they've been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man's career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn't a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new pussy?

My girlfriend and I are thrilled because I got myself a paterno divorce.

by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018

divorce beard

A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.

"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."

by Lucretia Maxwell December 27, 2015

DC Divorce

It's when you live in Washington, DC have been with someone for equal to or more then 3 years, both are in politics, and break up, still have to work with each other, and everyone else acts like it's a big deal except the couple.

We got a DC divorce and she moved out a month later

by dcbadass September 2, 2014

divorce trio

The shipping of andrias, barrel, and leif from amphibia. It's called the divorce trio because the three separated and it's also a parallel to sashannarcy.

Person 1: did you watch the core and the king?
Person 2: yeah, and I can see why people are calling those three the divorce trio

by Lizard_scales April 24, 2022

Divorce Dump

When a friend unloads on you about their divorce. They are giving you a divorce dump of information

I would give him a call, except I am gonna get an hour long divorce dump that I cant deal with.

by The Fighting English August 30, 2022

Catholic Divorce

Is not an actual divorce, but a situation wherein two Catholics(very often Irish-Catholics) who should get a divorce refuse to on religious grounds (The Catholic Church does not allow for divorce). They end up living together but seperately in the same house. They will have seperate beds and rooms (on different floors if possible) and will keep their finances seperate. Everything but the couples eventually becomes seperated. The goal is to have as little of contact as possible with each other while technically still married, if asked those couples living under such conditions will say they are doing it, "for the good of the children." Which is a lie since there will be no divorce once the children leave and children will often advocate for their parents to legally divorce.

Did you know Jimmy's parents live in seperate parts of the house and have seperate banks accounts and barely even talk to each other?

Yeah, that is because they have a Catholic Divorce.

by Jersey5454 January 12, 2012