dislessic

someone who cant say the dyslexic correctly and they are also known as a "KINGDOM_BOY"

Oh shut it you dislessic stop acting like kingdom_boys

by huhfunny2 June 13, 2020

disyespect

(noun) a lack of respect or courtesy exhibited specifically by Kanye West, aka Yeezy, aka Ye.

Kanye’s upstaging of T Swift during the 2009 VMA’s is a classic example of “disyespect.”

Ye has been giving Pete Davidson some serious “disyespect” these days.

It was very “disyespectful” of Kanye to share screenshots of private conversations between himself & K.

There’s disrespectful and then there’s DISYESPECTFUL.

by Ph@tY0d@93 March 2, 2022

holiday distress syndrome

the period of constant laziness right after the holidays

Girl1: hey ya! hw was skul
Girl2: dang was tired like a matha ey
Girl1: hahaha it cud be that ur sufferin frm HDS
Girl2: HDS?
Girl1: hahaha yeah Holiday Distress Syndrome totally sux ey

by nikey May 1, 2009

plum distress

An injury to the testicular region, resulting in short or longer term damage to the plums, including general soreness, swelling, lacerations, or even sufficient injury to require surgery.

Example 1:
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.

Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.

by Reggie the Educator April 8, 2013

cordial distress

A terrible rock band with shitty music and uncreative lyrics. Their name literally means heart attack 😒

Tom- "Hey did you see that Cordial Distress concert? It was so ass"
Mark- "I didn't even go. I'm not stupid enough to waste my money on their worthless tickets"
Tom-"Lmao man"

by ColeDass69 February 21, 2021

Fix the Dishes

Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.

“What’d you do last night Christine?”

“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”

by TinaBitch July 6, 2020

Fuck the dishes

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.

Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.

Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?

Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022