Dingus

Ertyuio, as told by GNN5, on the Moogle Mafia forums.

Ertyuio is a Dingus, while Lanzer is a Wingus.

by Mini-Skirtus October 14, 2006

dingus

Describes someone as an idiot, dumbass, or dickhead. See also Zubin.

Cool Guy: Hey guys, we're playing hockey tonight.
Zubin: Yeah lets play hockey tonight!
Cool Guy: Okay, when are we playing?
Zubin: Wtf! We've just discussed this.. Learn to listen you idiot..
Cool Guy: Fuck you, you're not playing.. my dick in the cold is taller than you!
Zubin: *Tries to act tough* Come on, bring it on. C'mon you DINGUS!
Cool Guy: *Busts out AK-47* PRRRAAHHHH! MY NUTS, BITCH!

by OnionRings May 11, 2006

Dingus

A spent cock

"His proud boner shrivelled into a moist dingus as he rolled over to sleep."

by Blackzicanitus January 9, 2017

Dingus McKringus

A person who is such a jackass they make your brain cells commit mass suicide one by one until your brain turns into pink Jell-O.

John is such a Dingus McKringus.

by OG Brett N Joe May 14, 2015

Dingus Bat

Created by Symyra Byrd

Dingus bat is a phrase used to describe those people you love the most who act incredibly slow. Like your crackhead friends who don't do crack.

Symyra stop being such a dingus bat!

by symyrakgsyjf December 12, 2019

Dingus Khan

one whose actions call into question the competence/mental capacity of said person

Joe: "I got chlamydia after I fornicated with your sister."
Mike: "Way to go Dingus Khan."

by your baby's daddy September 1, 2003

ya dingus

An expression used when someone does the stupid.

Becky: oh my god i am so cold
Me: That's what you get for wearing a miniskirt in december... YA DINGUS!

by Little Drummer Boy Fred March 13, 2016